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Fri May 9, 2008, 4:10 PM
  • Mood: Love
  • Listening to: Foo Fighters
  • Reading: Trinity Blood
  • Drinking: Lemon Ginger Tea
For a long time, when my parents asked how school was, my standard answer was "Nothing. Nothing, nothing, nothing." My brother's is "I breathed."
Today, however, he decided to mix it up a little bit.
"I ejaculated."
"....You breathed."
"I ejaculated."
Dad had to an awkward little cover up and explain that, while ejaculate can mean to call out or yell, it also has... other meanings. See page 216 of your local health textbook.
What makes this story creepy and not cute?
My brother is turning 14 on Monday.

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~DontLetsStart:iconDontLetsStart: May 9, 2008, 4:17:21 PM
uhm...can I un-read those words, please? xD

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~Brightside17:iconBrightside17: May 10, 2008, 5:25:42 AM
Ha ha.... I'm sorry. *erases your mind*

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~horsegirljen10:iconhorsegirljen10: May 11, 2008, 3:31:53 PM
Oh, come on. Like he didn't know. I think he's just sick of living at your house.

I typed "hose" before "house". Yep, Jonathan is sick of living at your hose. Too damp, not enough space. Dark all the time.

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~Brightside17:iconBrightside17: May 12, 2008, 1:42:00 PM
No. No you weren't there.

Our parents wouldn't let us take Wellness... and when they find out that Health educates you about horrible, immoral things like procreation, they'll disown me.

I'm sick of living in my hose.

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~horsegirljen10:iconhorsegirljen10: May 14, 2008, 1:02:20 PM
Hahaha, hoses can be very irritating.

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~Brightside17:iconBrightside17: May 14, 2008, 1:41:42 PM
I built a wall today! A little, tiny, 5 inch high wall. Out of cement thingys.


I'm very proud of it.


I just typed 'sement'.






ew.

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